Those cunning Tories

Hola. Hope you are well.

Apologies for the late arrival of this blog post. Normally I do them on a Monday, occasionally on a Tuesday but this is the first time it’s been as late in the week as Thursday. The good thing is that no one has complained, which shows that the readers of this blog are either very patient and understanding or aren’t that fussed which day I post, either way I see it as a positive.

Ok, so what I have been up to? Firstly, on Sunday evening I did something we should all do but probably not on a Sunday evening, I looked at my finances. It was not good but it has made me realise that I need a better paid job. I’ve not had much thinking time but I have come up with two potential jobs, an investment banker or the Chelsea  manager. In both cases I could do the job for a few days, get sacked and then walk away with a handsome payoff, and if I were a banker I’d also have a nice little pension aswell (and I wouldn’t give it up, no matter how big the public outrage was).

My financial situation is however, a double-edged sword for ‘Her With One Permanent Job’ if I were richer our lifestyle would be infinitely more glamorous but on the upside the current state of my finances means I’m officially unable to even entertain the idea of having an affair. This made me think that with their love of ‘Family Values’ maybe the Conservatives are deliberately leading us into a double dip recession, high unemployment and general misery, just so couples stay together. It’s the only reasonable explanation I can think of.

That’s it for this week, hopefully next week things will be back to normal (unless this is now the new norm)

Til next week, stay safe!

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