When I was younger I was told that repeatedly switching the light bulb on and off would blow the bulb. Is there any truth in this or were my parents stopping me from being a nuisance? Let me know via the comments button or @anunknowncomic
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Pro Rata… What’s that all about???
Why don’t organisations just tell you what you will earn for that job?
I have heard it said it’s so you can see what you would get if you worked full-time. What’s the point in that when you’re not going to be working full-time. It would be just as relevant as me touching up a picture to make me look
6 ft 4 with blue eyes and blonde hair. Both scenarios only have a passing relationship with reality.
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When you are a baby you sleep flat on a mattress and then at some point we are introduced to pillows. But what if you never were? Or you were but didn’t like pillows? Is there anyone reading this that doesn’t use a pillow?
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We took the little one swimming today and it dawned on me that swimming is a lot less stressful when you don’t have a PE teacher trying to push you off the top diving board or forcing you to rescue a brick whilst wearing your pyjamas.
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Sienna Miller goes out with a guy called Bennett Miller. It begs the question have you dated anyone with the same name or a very similar one to yours?
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My management team have told me I should start writing poetry again. They’ve assured me there’s money in it and my brand of pop poetry (easily accessible) will go down well. So I went off to a writing retreat (my bedroom) to come up with the future of poetry. The only problem was that for some reason that I’ve yet to workout why the subjects I was coming up with were, losing in life, being skint and getting old.
I’m not sure how my management team will view them.
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