Bugs and diseases.

The hand washing boffins have said we should be washing our hands for 20secs (2 lots of Happy Birthday, I don’t think it matters who you are wishing a happy birthday).

Don’t get me wrong, due to my lifestyle I am a regular hand washer, but I’m not sure I can commit to 20 secs hygiene-ing myself. So it looks like I will be forced to take my chances with the bugs and diseases. After all when have bugs and diseases done anyone harm?

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Nigel or Keith?

New parents are not giving their newborns the names Nigel & Keith. It begs the question, if you could save one of these names which one would it be? Let me know via the comments button or @anunknowncomic

It’s also made me wonder if Keith Farage would have helped secure Brexit or would Nigel Chegwin have presented The Naked Jungle in the buff? We may never know.

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Anti Rata.

Pro Rata… What’s that all about???

Why don’t organisations just tell you what you will earn for that job?

I have heard it said it’s so you can see what you would get if you worked full-time. What’s the point in that when you’re not going to be working full-time. It would be just as relevant as me touching up a picture to make me look
6 ft 4 with blue eyes and blonde hair. Both scenarios only have a passing relationship with reality.

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