Why I’m not Chris Evans

Hola. Hope you are well.

Do not worry, I’m not delusional. I do realise there are many reasons why I am different to Chris Evans. The career, the money, the cars, the hair colour, the colour colour all for starters but on Saturday my difference to the aforementioned DJ became even more apparent.

I was travelling back to Manchester to visit my mum and sister. Due to economic reasons I was travelling on Megabus. My plan to avoid tedium on the journey was to read and sleep. My book of choice was the first installment of Chris Evans’ autobiography, ‘It’s not what you think’. (a good read)

During my coach trip, I read an extract about how Chris during his TFI Friday days took Concorde to New York at £7000 a ticket. He paid for a party of 8 including Richard Branson. His journey time from London to NY was 3hrs 37 mins. My journey time from London to Manchester was 4hrs 30 mins. At this exact point, I realised how different my life is compared to Chris Evans’. Having said that my ticket only cost £5, so who’s the real winner???

Ps. I never slept during my journey.

Til next time, stay safe!

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