Chores & childcare.

My boy likes to hoover so I’ve incorporated it into the long afternoons when I’m looking after him. I don’t know if domestic chores is on any early years curriculum or if it has developmental benefits but the flat is cleaner. Feel free to let me know what everyday things you’ve been able to convince your children are fun. Contact me via the comments buttton or @anunknowncomic Cheers.

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A year of wellbeing

I’m a fan of trying to live your best life although I’m probably the worst person to take advice on such matters, which probably makes it pointless that I’ve put together the blogs I wrote on wellbeing this year. Most of the blog posts seem to be about sleep and not having time, I’m not sure where I get my inspiration. The good thing for you is that each blog post is really short so they won’t eat into your time. Enjoy

Where does time go?

Have you heard of ‘Timeboxing’?

Do you use a small fork?

Screen time to bedtime.

Fiscal planning.

A flaw in my system.

Humming.

Inserting the toilet roll

How long before bed do you brush your teeth?

Aims and aspirations.

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Where does time go?

I was looking through some notes from 2013 and one of the things I felt back then was that I didn’t have enough time to do the things I wanted to do. This was 3 years before becoming a dad, so if I didn’t have time then I certainly don’t now, which begs the question, does anyone feel they have time to spare? Let me know via the comments button or @anunknowncomic

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Have you heard of ‘Timeboxing’?

I read an article that mentioned ‘Timeboxing’. This is when you plan every minute of your week. I genuinely don’t think I could account for the next 60 mins never mind a whole week. Has anyone attempted anything like this? Let me know via the comments button or @anunknowncomic Cheers.

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Alternatives to work.

The other day I looked up alternatives to working and apart from not spending money, the only things available to me are gambling & vlogging. I doubt either would work out well for me.
One would make me feel deeply unpopular & the other would likely see me without a roof over my head. With this in mind do you have any suggestions as to what I could do? Feel free to contact me via the comments button or @anunknowncomic Cheers

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Stressed pets.

On our latest #prongcast, Prong2 told me that rats get stressed. I’ve never been a pet person (why would you invite an animal into your house?) so I didn’t know if he was having me on. Do you/did you have a pet that suffered from stress and how did this stress manifest itself? Let me know via the comments button or @anunknowncomic 
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Do you use a small fork?

I rarely listen to much that Sir Alan Lord Sugar has to say but every time I use a teaspoon to eat some cereal I think of him. This is because a few years ago I remember him evangelising the benefits of using small cutlery. His reasoning being that by using a small fork or spoon you will trick your brain into thinking it’s eaten more than it has. With this in mind, I was wondering if you subscribe to the undersized cutlery theory, or is it just Lord Sugar (and occasionally me). Let me know via the comments button or @anunknowncomic.
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Arron banks Nigel’s lifestyle.

Arron Banks gave Nigel Farage £450 000 to ‘fund his lavish lifestyle’.

a) Is this odd?
b) What does Arron get out of this arrangement?
c) How much would you give me to fund my less than lavish lifestyle?
d) Should I become friends with Arron?
e) Why does Arron spell his name with 2 Rs like no other Aaron?

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Fiscal planning.

My current financial strategy is based around the fact the football season has now ended. This means I won’t be watching any matches in the pub and spending £6.60 on my pint and a half per game (2 pints if I’m treating myself). The only problem with this strategy is the time I would have been in the pub will no doubt be swapped for family time which is likely to cost me more than £6.60.

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Humming

A couple of weeks ago whilst listening to BBC 5Live I learnt that you can transform your life for the better by humming for 10 minutes when you first get up. I could by now be living in some kind of elevated existence but I’ve spurned this opportunity because the idea of humming each morning seems a bit weird. However that’s just me, is anyone an advocate of humming, or would you be prepared to do it and let me know how it enhances your life. Cheers. You can contact me via the comments button or @anunknowncomic

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