It’s over to Adele

They both sell shed loads of albums but when it comes to naming those albums, Adele and Ed Sheeran lack a certain amount of creativity.

Adele names her albums after the age she was when the album was recorded, 19, 21, 25. Ed names his after mathematical symbols and not even the most interesting ones, x, +, now ÷.

I suppose, if nothing else, if you combine their work you almost get a maths question.

                                              19 x 21 + 25 ÷ (over to Adele)

Feel free to name other uninspiring album titles. You can contact me via the comments button.

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Value for money?

My first thought when I read that Buckingham Palace was getting done up for £369m at the tax payers expense, was that 3,6,9 are multiples of 3.

Then I wondered why they didn’t round the figure upto £370m. Perhaps ‘they’d’ worked out that if they said the cost was £370m, we would rise up as a nation and call for a revolution but at £369m we’d think it value for money.

I just hope the Queen didn’t just accept the first quote, because everyone knows you’re meant to get at least three.

Til next time, be nice to each other.

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