The Perils of Secret Santa

Hola. Hope you are well.

I’m going to start this blog post with an apology to Victoria Beckham.

This all goes back to me having a moment of weakness and agreeing to take part in the Secret Santa at work. Once signed up, I instantly realised I didn’t know anything about my colleagues and this may prove problematic when buying a gift.

As it happened the present I bought was well received and I got a David Beckham shower gel and deodorant set. This made me think that I now have the potential to smell like David Beckham. With this knowledge, I thought I’d tweet Victoria Beckham and let her know that in the dark she wouldn’t be able to smell me and David apart.

When I told my other half about this she said the tweet sounded sinister. This was not my intention, I just thought that if she couldn’t see me, she would have to rely on another sense, most likely smell.

This is why I have ended up owing Victoria Beckham an apology and why you should be wary of signing up to your work’s Secret Santa.

Til next time, stay safe!


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